The Party

He turned up at the party, a little unsure, a little apprehensive.

He needn't have been.

His knock-knock jokes were a total hit and his keratinous carapace made him the perfect mobile jungle gym.

Apologies to H.R. Giger for stealing your shit. Just joining a long queue.

Tommy

A quick sketch from a few years back of a World War 1 British Tommy.

Depicted in the classic 'head on an angle' art style, popular of the era.

The Nosh

The Finger

Dr. Grordbort Prints

WetaNZ have just put on sale two of my Dr. Grordbort prints, both featured in the Exceptional Exhibition which after returning from Shanghai, will be winging it's way to Switzerland.

The prints are on archival paper and bound in Chinese silk (they were created for us by Steve Yuan of Leewiart in Beijing)

They look stunning (if I do say so), and are limited to only 50 of each.

Get in quick.

Moon Maiden print

Earth Elite Forces Print

Angry Vagina

I'm thinking this is perfect for a Saturday morning cartoon character. No?

Dorsal Dong

Flamosaurus

After writing all day, I start to get drawing withdrawal. A quick Dinosaur sketch was the solution!

Environmental pressures would eventually select for a Flamejob right?

What are genes for otherwise?

Jealous

Blogging equals hard

Yo!

I have no idea how most people make time for blogging or updating a site. I suck at it, especially right now as I'm writing my next Grordbort's book. Very exciting!

Been percolating new ideas for it for ages and now it's underway.

So that means hardly any new work on the blog, even though I have dozens of sketches and ideas lying around just waiting to get brought to life.

In the meantime, please enjoy some random five minute doodles from my sketchbook.

Some of these may end up as fully realised paintings, or they will if I find that ever elusive spare time.... Where are you spare time you elusive little asshole! Oh wait, now that I think about it I spent it on Call of Duty. Shit.

Just the one to start with you greedy internet!