Nudes. Love to draw em'.
Good skill to have when you've got no masturbatory material at hand.
I didn't mean that, that was a joke.
I have never masturbated to one of my own drawings. That would be weird.
Oh god, I've done it once ok! It was before the internet! Jeez, get off my back already.
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rolling on the floor over here.. :-D
I will pay top dollar for the one you jizzed on.
that WOULD be weird. but also super convenient. nice sketches :)
I once was asked to draw something for someone else to jizz over.
That was awkward...
Greg, you are just too funny!
KING OF FATDICK. I need Bizon.
Dont worry Greg, Robert Crumb frequently masturbated over his own work, so you are in good company.
Thanks internet cousins,
feel free to use these images for your own self-stimulatory needs as you see fit and you need pay me no fee. They are my gift.
If you have further requirements, it seems Tim H will have you covered. Literally.
Thanks for the insight Wietse - it's really proof of Crumb's imaginative genius that he could get himself over the finish line with those drawings.
And remember, if you do have a masty to any of these pics, you are in fact wanking to me.
I have a beard and a beer gut - feel the shame.
uh oh self conscious about the fat' worse than a woman. Yet you suceeded in life- and enjoy it' yet you do nothin to improve the health?
you should concider if it dose bug you- to start jogging.
have you not succeeded in your goals and dreams and you complain to us how your beer gut grows?
Thanks for the life coaching there RDubyer, and while I do frequently feel shame for many things, in this instance I wasn't talking about my own shame. Maybe re-read the comment.
Actually, maybe don't, it was in poor taste. But then no-one should come to this blog for classy humour.
I bet you 10 bucks my beer gut is bigger than yours. My mouth recieves alot of food during the day, enough to content even the Lions'
You know I wish I can be skinnier, and a bit more toned. Then the womanz would really love us.
They would be like "Oooow you sooo toned Fuckz me, Then lets goto da barz"
Then I be Like. NO FUCK YOU GO FUCK YOUR OWN SELF' Bitch I aint Baken you ANY MORE MUFFINS!!!!!
Aint Enough muffins in the world thats gunna make me fuck you bitch
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