Monday, 27 February 2012

Broken Heap

GB: "Oh hello li'l ditty that I recorded last year! What have you been doing all these months?"

Hastily Recorded Song: "Well, you forgot that I existed and so I left home and started a life of crime"

GB: "Well, I'm sorry to hear about that. Why don't you let these nice people listen to you and then maybe you'll feel better about yourself and maybe get a proper job at Pak'n'Save or something?"

Hastily Recorded Song: "Fuck off, cockface"

GB: " Perfe... what?! You ungrateful little shit!"




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Greg Broadmore said...

Thanks Ryan!
You never cease to amaze me.
Thank you for comparing unfavourably, a song that I wrote and recorded in an evening after work to Rob Zombies work.
As shitty and rough around the edges as it is (and I played every part btw - this is a fun thing I do in my spare hours), I am still really happy with it and prefer it personally over the kinds of over-produced rock you've linked.
No offence to you with your taste in RZ though - more power to you. Just not my kinda thing.
Can't wait to hear about your project that you've been telling me about in these and other comments! I am anticipating it keenly!
Or am I?
I might be using sarcasm - even I cannot tell.

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Doug Williams said...

I'm digging it, man. It's got a cool build up through it. You definitely have a sound that I like.

I tend to like rougher sounding stuff, and there's a style there as well that's uniquely yours.

I do hate that you can produce your own music,draw, write and grow a manly beard. Maybe hate is too strong of a word.

You think you'll ever post an album up on your site for us?

Greg Broadmore said...

Thanks Doug.
I'm working with some old mates on an album of sorts - hopefully I can link that sometime in the next few months (when we find to put it all together)

Ryan Walsh said...

Insert Reply "Fock off CockFace!! OH Hai'z Its Cat food!"

Ryan Walsh said...

I tryied twice so far. Yet I failed both times. It keeps crashing. It wont allow me to work with it.

Here what i try to do, but fail

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/deathelm/gbgall.jpg

Wanted to add a bunch more models to give it that feeling like plants and stuff.

Then restarted it, Still fail.

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/deathelm/atggallery-1.jpg

No luck at this either, it still crashs cant texture it becuase obviously 6000 poly too much for this computer to handle.

So there you have it failure with much appraisal Thanks for nothing Ryan

Greg Broadmore said...

Wow, Ryan. I'm not sure what to say.
That's a lot of work.
I'm not sure what to make of you, dude.
One minute you're incredibly insulting towards me and my friends, the next you're doing something very gracious like this.
Well, good on you and thanks.
It's really impressive.
GB

Ryan Walsh said...

Well What I was thinking was doing a smaller gallery with, selected works.

I didnt know Greg Broadmoreds had vfriends or capable of. Thats impressive'
RW

Michelle said...

" FUCK OFF COCKFACE"?
Oh yeah...feels good to be on a MOB BLOG with ....
KING of FATBOSS?
This os SOOOOOO cool.
Fuck man...I'm talking to MOB!
FUCK MAN!
I 'm in the RING with the RING- A - DING- DODONGO- DONG!
That's DODONGO DON, MAN!
KS- FUCKING- DON!
DON'T YOU FUCK WITH HIM!
He a MOTHER - FUCKER!
He FUCKS TWO YEAR- OLDS with HYDICA-
TEDEDICA !
And HE FUCKS TWO YEAR OLDS on HORESEA with
ANESSUP!
CHRIST YEAH!
This the CASA DONASA DE VENCEDORASS!
99 - ROOTY 009- COCNINES- MENEIN - FAERY _
TALES_ 193!
With CHO- CROW- HAMPTONTOES- JONSO!
ROOTY- TOOT- TOOT- WHORESS - IRENE!
Can I buy a GUN?
I want a GUN, man.
I NEED A FUCKIN' GUN , MAN!l
I WANNA DO THE DODONGO DON!
NOW!
ASSHOLE- RIGHT NOW!

Ryan Walsh said...

IMPOSTER!!!! MOTHERFUCKING IMPOSTER!

I HATE YOU WHY YOU ALWAYS HACKING MY COMPUTER YOU SPY MOTHERFUCKER I WILL FIND YOU ONE DAY AND RIP YOUR GIZZARD FROM YOUR THROAT, I WILL RIP YOUR EYES OUT AND TWIST AND TIE THEM TOGETHER, I WILL RIP YOUR INTESTINES OUT FROM YOUR BELLY AND HANG YOU WITH THEM!!!
I KNEW YOU WAS A SPY I KNOW WHO YOU ARE I WILL DESTROY YOU IN THE END

Ryan Walsh said...

BEWARE GREG THE IMPOSTER IS AMONGST US. IT FOLLOWS US. UNPLUG YOUR WEBCAM IT IS WATCHING YOU AND EVERYONE IT WANTS. IT IS THE GREATEST THEIVING HACKER YOU EVER SEEN. IT IS THE LIVING PROOF IT IS REAL IT SITS IN THE SHADOW IT IS VERY RICH AND IT SEES ALL. IT IS SOOOOO SOOO PROFOUND, IT IS A SNAKE IN THE BASEMENT IT CAN SEE THROUGH THE EYE, IT CAN TRACE EVERYTHING YOU DO ONLINE, AND IT CAN SEE THROUGH ANYONE WEBCAM, PORTABLE DEVICES. IT IS A WIFI HEAT SEEKER' IT CAN SCURRY EVERYWHERE IT WANTS AND IT IS FASTER THAN ANYONE ELSE, YET ITS SOOO QUIET YOU NEVER SEE IT COMING, AND YOU CANNOT IT IS UNTRACABLED. RUNNN!!!!
IT CAN READ YOUR MIND AND THOUGHTS, IT CAN SEE IF YOU BEEN NAUGHTY OR NICE BEWARE OF THE IMPOSTER IT IS HERE!!!! IT IS ALL OVER

Greg Broadmore said...

Ok

Ryan Walsh said...

It can Hack your computer turn your cooling system off and burn ur computer. or overclock it. Its dangerous and it can see you whenever it likes. Thats why cover your webcam and tape your mobile camera as well.

Ryan Walsh said...

Microphones too... they can tap in whenever they wish

Ryan Walsh said...

There programming, there codes are profoundness, Fast not even noticeable

Ryan Walsh said...

If you were a hacker. Wouldnt you want to tap into Jessica Alba's Life see what she up to? or James Cameron? Or Julia Roberts? or Greg Broadmore?

Ryan Walsh said...

There is one sick perverted son of a bitch artist doing it too. It torched my computer once. While I confronted the demon, and it still stalks me today. Its Evil SOB.

It watched me many times. IT enjoys doing this. Be careful. There is some extreme seamen out there

Ryan Walsh said...

And it continously. All over, Continously harasses artist websites. Its all one person too. Its sick GAME YOUR PLAYING HACKER I WILL FIND YOU ONE DAY

Ryan Walsh said...

You thinks Im bad. Hes much worse. Trust me... Hes watching this site now too.. Hes here.

You will see this demon will come one day and post all sorts of random shit.

Ryan Walsh said...

SHOW YOURSELF DEMON HACKER!!!! I CONFRONT YOU NOW!~!! SHOW YOURSELF YOU HEATHEN BASTARD!